Hisashiburi!

 
Hisashiburi!  It has been ages since I last made an entry.  Oh well.
 
Lately, I’ve been doing practically nothing.  Summer break has started; no zemi, no presentations, hence no reason to go to school.  Well, I’ve gone out with friends a couple of times and for several weekends now, I’ve been doing some sightseeing around Kyoto.  And of course, there was this baito thing, temporarily held off for the month of August, which had kept me busy, or at least feeling busy, for the past few Tuesdays.  Still, I feel like I’ve turned into a useless being.  And without so much as a baito to keep me occupied next month, I wonder just what will become of me.  Sigh.

Tuesdays With the Obaasans

 
For two weeks now, every Tuesday, I would wake up at 8 A.M. and take a quick breakfast, which usually consists of the previous night’s leftovers or a piece of sweet bread and cold lemon tea.  Afterwards, I would enjoy my thirty-five-minute warm shower and by the time I finish, I would then have barely enough time to catch the 9:49 train for Demachiyanagi, where I would get off and hurriedly switch, after buying a pack of cigarettes from one of the vending machines, to the 10 o’clock express train heading for Tambabashi.
 
Seven minutes on foot from Tambabashi station is the Fushimi Youth Action Center, where in one of the conference rooms on the second floor, my four lovely obaasans would patiently wait in their respective seats, chatting in hushed, excited murmurs.  Upon my arrival, we would exchange pleasantries and sometimes talk idly about the weather.  Then at exactly 10:30, we would get down to business – our one-and-a-half-hour English class would officially begin.
 
When Hideo, a half-Japanese, half-Swiss friend, was talking about this arubaito that he was passing on to me, he particularly warned me about the obaasans.  They’re not beginners anymore.  Instead of the usual grammar and sentence construction lessons, Hideo advised me to bring to class newspaper articles for group discussion and analysis.
 
Indeed, my obaasans are way beyond your usual "Noh, noh… noh Ingrish" obaasans.  Meg, who studies English to relearn long-forgotten expressions, speaks with almost impeccable grammar.  She has lived in Belgium for four years and having been unable to speak French, she would converse in English to neighbors and non-Japanese friends throughout her stay, which explains her considerable fluency and distinct pronunciation.  Plump and jolly Iku, on the other hand, attends the class "to keep my brain active and stimulated."  For quiet yet genial Anne, who likes to be called after the main character of her favorite novel, Anne of Green Gables, little English expressions she picks from class usually come in handy whenever she’s playing host to her husband’s business partners from abroad.  The fourth obaasan, whose name escapes me, is currently enjoying her holiday in Switzerland.  She skipped this week’s class but promised to be back for the next one.
 
One thing I like about my obaasans, they don’t easily give up.  Meg, for example, though fluent, is given to taking her time in choosing the right words and always trying to come up with grammatically correct sentences.  Whenever Iku comes across a difficult expression, she would never let it go until a sufficient explanation has been given.  When asked, Anne’s voice would sometimes trail off in the middle of her reply and just when I would begin to finish her sentence for her, she would start all over again and make her own revisions. 
 
Sometimes I wonder where these obaasans get all their energy and motivation.  What factors drive them to excel in something that many would shrug off as merely a pastime?  Are there reasons beyond supposed sentimental recollection and so-called brain stimulation?  Or is it just that as we get older, we tend to take things in earnest, trivial as they may seem?

Losing From the Sidelines

 
Phew, what a “sportful” weekend!  Friday night was the Rafael Nadal-Marcos Baghdatis semifinal match, which I got to watch at a coffee shop twenty minutes in high gear from my dorm.  In the middle of the game, I e-mailed Shinya, a Japanese friend who lived nearby.  Fifteen minutes later, he came by car and having no interest in tennis, he started talking as soon as he settled down across the table while I half-listened, one eye on him and the other fixed on the television behind him.  At about four A.M., long after Nadal once again did his trademark fist pump in victory, Shin-chan suggested that we go for a drive.  So, on Saturday morning, at daybreak, I was at Lake Biwa, watching the beautiful summer sun rise, listening to Shin-chan’s Mr. Children MD, having the time of my life.
 
On Saturday night, once again, I biked all the way to the coffee shop, only to find that they had tuned in to a different channel, “preparing” the tv five hours in advance for the battle for third World Cup match between Germany and Portugal.  So, braving the rain, I biked back and listened to the uninterrupted live coverage of the women’s finals between Mauresmo and [H]enin-[H]ardenne on Radio Wimbledon, in the comfort of my own room.  I was cheering for [H]enin-[H]ardenne but the top seed Mauresmo just played better this time, preventing [H]ardenne from becoming the 10th woman in history to win all four grand slam titles.
 
The match on Sunday night had all the makings of a perfect ending, both for the Wimbledon and my long weekend, with Nadal and Federer in the men’s finals.
 
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Oh, I was so rooting for the twenty-year-old Nadal to win over the three-time defending Wimbledon champion.  However, the grass-court master was just too good for the king of clay this time.  Sigh.  Oh well, Nadal had shown that he has improved so much on grass.  I’m sure his time will come soon.
 
With [H]ardenne and Rafa lost, I went to bed feeling a little bit sad over my almost-perfect weekend.  For consolation, I hoped for France to win the World Cup over Italy.  Monday morning, I eagerly checked the internet, right after I woke up, only to get disappointed.
 
Phew, what a weekend.  Now I feel like a total loser.

What Next, Charlie Brown?

 
Look what 7-11 is having – a Snoopy Fair!
 

Each 7-11 original food product (bread, sushi, bento, onigiri, etc.) comes with a Snoopy sticker that looks like either of these:

What you do, you simply collect these stickers and paste them on a leaflet that you can get from any 7-11 convenience store or even online!  At the end of July, take your sticker-filled leaflet to the store and – voila! – for every 30 points, you’ll get a one-of-a-kind Snoopy plate, made of the finest porcelain, imprinted with an image of the world’s most loved beagle himself!
 
It’s been three days since I started collecting.  At first, I wanted to gather at least sixty points so I’d get two plates.  But now, I’m feeling like one more bento and I’m gonna throw up.  So, I’ll settle for thirty points.  So far, I’ve got nine points.  Twenty-one more to go.
 
Next month, the cute bowl will be up for grabs.  Then in September, it will be the mug.  That means, three months of onigiri, yakisoba, and bento.  Good grief! 

Tylenol™ Overdose

 
I’ve been sick since Thursday.  Inexplicable body heat, intermittent headaches, runny nose, a cough that’s neither dry nor wet.
 
I’ve tried everything.  A pain reliever from Bahrain, orange juice, cassis and grape juice, cranberry juice, red wine, draft beer.  Nothing worked.  I’ve even switched to Mild Seven Extra Lights!  Still, nothing happened.  And so, Friday evening, I wobbled my way to the university co-op and demanded something for my headache.  The lady behind the counter offered an aspirin, a drug that just doesn’t work for me.  With fingers crossed, I asked for a paracetamol, hoping that paracetamol is still paracetamol in Japanese, unlike say, sodium, which the Japanese fondly refer to as natrium.  Fortunately, she nodded, strode off, and came back with a box of Tylenol™, which could be taken three times a day at the most, even on an empty stomach.
 
Since then, I’ve pinned my hopes on the box of Tylenol™, faithfully taking a tablet once every six hours.  I’ve even skipped a meal on purpose, just to see if it indeed works even on an empty stomach.  I’ve already taken half of the tablets in the box.  But why, oh why, do I still have this stupid headache?  I’m still "in heat" and my nose still runs.  My cough has gone drier, no thanks to the Extra Lights.
 
Sigh.  I don’t wanna die yet.  No, not now, when I still haven’t published a single journal paper.